20 Myth Busters! by Linda Urza
Myth: a misrepresentation of the truth.
Myth: Marriage is the uniting of two souls.
Busted: That can’t even be done to a pair of shoes!
Myth: Happily ever after...
Busted: ...after what? Did anyone even ask?
Myth: Two love birds in a tree.
Busted: Two flew over the cuckoo's nest.
Myth: 1 + 1 = 3
Busted: To do list: Cash out IRA & sell Jaguar
Myth: Children are little angels from heaven.
Busted: "Who in the devil lit the cat’s tail on fire?"
Myth: "Honest Honey, those pants look great on you!"
Busted: Even a diamond will crack under pressure.
Myth: Take time to smell the roses.
Busted: "Ewe, who did that?"
Myth: Your blind date, who they say has a great personality.
Busted: "You'd better be the one that’s blind!"
Myth: "I’m an entrepreneur."
Busted: "Did you say entre manure?"
Myth: The great American Dream!
Busted: Nightmare on 1600 Pennsylvania St.
Myth: Handsome, athletic man seeks female companion.
Busted: Bald, chunky monkey, will settle for anything!
Myth: "Baby, I'm gonna rock your world!"
Busted: Can you spell "PRENUP"!!!
Myth: Teenagers are hormonal.
Busted: Evidence aliens breed with humans.
Myth: To the men who like to win all the arguments.
Busted: And touché' to the women who own stun guns.
Myth: Blondes have more fun...
Busted: ...then when they were brunettes or redheads?
Myth: "I can't really tell WHO your baby looks like?"
Busted: Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who!
Myth: Two heads are better than one.
Busted: A head of lettuce, a head of cabbage, what, what, what?
Myth: "I have to work late every night this week, dear."
Busted: "Really, how would you like your cremation? Medium rare?"
Myth: "I'll take out the garbage."
Busted: The 12th of Never or when hell freezes over?
Myth: Taking over the family business.
Busted: Punishing it forward!
