20 Myth Busters!





20 Myth Busters! by Linda Urza
   Myth: a misrepresentation of the truth.   

Myth: Marriage is the uniting of two souls. 
Busted: That can’t even be done to a pair of shoes!
Myth: Happily ever after...
Busted: ...after what? Did anyone even ask?
Myth: Two love birds in a tree.
Busted: Two flew over the cuckoo's nest.
Myth: 1 + 1 = 3
Busted: To do list: Cash out IRA & sell Jaguar  
Myth: Children are little angels from heaven.
Busted: "Who in the devil lit the cat’s tail on fire?"

Myth: "Honest Honey, those pants look great on you!" 
Busted: Even a diamond will crack under pressure.    
Myth: Take time to smell the roses.
Busted: "Ewe, who did that?"
Myth: Your blind date, who they say has a great personality. 
Busted: "You'd better be the one that’s blind!"
Myth:  "I’m an entrepreneur." 
Busted:  "Did you say entre manure?" 

Myth: The great American Dream!
Busted: Nightmare on 1600 Pennsylvania St. 

Myth: Handsome, athletic man seeks female companion.
Busted: Bald, chunky monkey, will settle for anything! 

Myth: "Baby, I'm gonna rock your world!"
Busted: Can you spell "PRENUP"!!!

Myth: Teenagers are hormonal.
Busted: Evidence aliens breed with humans. 

Myth: To the men who like to win all the arguments.    
Busted: And touché' to the women who own stun guns.

Myth: Blondes have more fun...
Busted: ...then when they were brunettes or redheads?




Myth: "I can't really tell WHO your baby looks like?"
Busted: Who let the dogs out?  Who, who, who, who, who! 
         

Myth: Two heads are better than one.     
Busted: A head of lettuce, a head of cabbage, what, what, what?

Myth: "I have to work late every night this week, dear."
Busted: "Really, how would you like your cremation? Medium rare?" 

Myth: "I'll take out the garbage."   
Busted: The 12th of Never or when hell freezes over? 

Myth: Taking over the family business. 
Busted: Punishing it forward!

3 comments:

  1. This is SO FUNNY! How did you come up with these? You're so witty!

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  2. I love to laugh and once I get started, it flows! So fun for me and thanks for the feedback.

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