The day I became seriously religious.
"You better pray that comes out of the carpet!"
The day I learned about the weather.
"It looks like a tornado went through this house."
The day I found total confusion.
"This hurts me, more than it will hurt you!"
The day I learned about the science of osmosis.
"Keep your mouth shut and eat your dinner!"
The day I understood how to tell time.
"I'll just take a minute............................................................."
The day I learn about respecting others.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just cleaned this house!"
The day I understood behavior modification.
"You're acting just like your father!"
The day I was taught the art of logic.
"Because I said so, that's why!"
The day I learned about time travel.
"Pay attention or I'll knock you into next week!"
The day I realized I had stamina.
"Eat all your peas."
The day I learned about extra sensory perception.
"Where's your report card?"
The day I thought twice about envy.
"There are millions of kids in the world that would love to have your life!"
The day I learned about exaggeration.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times."
The day I became a contortionist.
"Look at all that dirt on the back of your neck?"
The day I was taught about foresight.
"Make sure you have on clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
The day I mastered the art of negotiation.
"Did you hit your sister?"
The day I understood the circle of life.
"I brought you into this world, I can certainly send you out."
by, Linda Sumner Urza, One fine day
by, Linda Sumner Urza, One fine day
