20 Myth Busters!

20 Myth Busters! by Linda Urza

   Myth: a misrepresentation of the truth.   

Myth: Marriage is the uniting of two souls. 

Busted: That can’t even be done to a pair of shoes!

Myth: Happily ever after...

Busted: ...after what? Did anyone even ask?

Myth: Two love birds in a tree.

Busted: Two flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Myth: 1 + 1 = 3

Busted: To do list: Cash out IRA & sell Jaguar  

Myth: Children are little angels from heaven.

Busted: "Who in the devil lit the cat’s tail on fire?"

Myth: "Honest Honey, those pants look great on you!" 

Busted: Even a diamond will crack under pressure.    

Myth: Take time to smell the roses.

Busted: "Ewe, who did that?"

Myth: Your blind date, who they say has a great personality. 

Busted: "You'd better be the one that’s blind!"

Myth:  "I’m an entrepreneur." 

Busted:  "Did you say entre manure?" 

Myth: The great American Dream!

Busted: Nightmare on 1600 Pennsylvania St. 

Myth: Handsome, athletic man seeks female companion.

Busted: Bald, chunky monkey, will settle for anything! 

Myth: "Baby, I'm gonna rock your world!"

Busted: Can you spell "PRENUP"!!!

Myth: Teenagers are hormonal.

Busted: Evidence aliens breed with humans. 

Myth: To the men who like to win all the arguments.    

Busted: And touché' to the women who own stun guns.

Myth: Blondes have more fun...

Busted: ...then when they were brunettes or redheads?

Myth: "I can't really tell WHO your baby looks like?"

Busted: Who let the dogs out?  Who, who, who, who, who! 

         

Myth: Two heads are better than one.     

Busted: A head of lettuce, a head of cabbage, what, what, what?

Myth: "I have to work late every night this week, dear."

Busted: "Really, how would you like your cremation? Medium rare?" 

Myth: "I'll take out the garbage."   

Busted: The 12th of Never or when hell freezes over? 

Myth: Taking over the family business. 

Busted: Punishing it forward!